| When I got to Taiwan
we were living because it reminded me of something else
we lived in the Taipei hostel right, one of these hostels
in every room. in the hostel there were usually as I
remember there were about 8 beds in every room. I mean
you’ve been in a dormitory before just like a
regular dormitory, and it was kind this is a really,
it’s a bit funny but its really sad too you know
because I was there the day this woman arrived from
Scotland and she was about 70 years old and she comes
through and a lot of the time if the owner wasn’t
around I would handle people as they came into the hostel
so I was sitting there and this old woman comes in and
asked for a bed so I got a bed and the very first question
she asked me was “where can I get a drink?”
now little did I realize at that time what this really
meant. One of the other people that was staying in her
room was a friend of mine called Alan and Alan always
had a bottle of whisky that he kept under his bed and
in the hostel it was okay nobody nicked his stole his
whiskey or anything but after this woman had been there
people started calling her the dragon lady which you’ll
see for obvious reasons umm, Alan comes home from work
one night and the whisky’s gone nobody says anything
and the next morning this lady starts asking around
about whose whisky she took. She just took the whisky
from under his bed and it was no problem. He said “it
was mine” and she went out and brought him another
bottle and this started happening every day she’d
buy him a new bottle of whisky and then she’d
take it that night and drink the whole thing and as
it went on she started to tell us more of her story
and she’d come to Taiwan to die that’s what
she said she’d come her to die, that her husband
had died the year before and she said that there wasn’t
much more in life and she had just come here to die
so too us I looked like she was slowly drinking herself
to death but things started to get really bad because
as she started drinking more and more she would lie
in her bed and most nights she would go to the bathroom
in her bed she’d pee herself in bed so this smell
started to get worse and worse and this is in and there’s
8 other, there’s 7 will total 8 people in the
room.[men and women together?] men and women together
so people started to complain more to Antoine, he was
the guy who owned it the hostel and the smell and it
was summer time so the smell was and every morning she
was peeing in the bed. Antoine was always telling talking
to us about how we could get rid of her because he just
has to get her out of the hostel right? And no one ever
wanted to do anything I mean it’s a 70 year old
woman so finally it got to the point where one morning
the other people were just getting up and the smell
was really bad because during the night she’d
shat herself she’d crapped in the bed and when
she got up in the morning she just picked up the sheet
and kind of wiped herself and tossed everything back
on the bed. So you can imagine what the smell was like
[I cant really, I’ve never had that experience]
when someone’s crapped their bed with seven people
in the room in the middle of summer, pure evil, so finally
Antoine he called this meeting with what am I going
to do with her and she’d been talking all this
time how she wanted to go down to ‘Kaohsiung’,
no idea why. So Antoine got some money together and
called Alan over and decided that he was going to put
her in a taxi and send her to ‘Kaohsiung’
but on the morning that he wanted to do this to get
her out of the hostel she wouldn’t get out of
bed so Alan took his whisky and said “I’ll
give you a drink” and she goes okay give me a
drink he goes no “I will only give you a drink
if you put your clothes on. So she put her clothes on
and he gave her one drink and that was how he got her
out to the taxi he’d get her into one room and
he’s give her a drink and she’d have a drink
but she’d stop there and then he got her outside
and he gave her another drink and finally he put her
into the taxi and he gave her the bottle and Antoine
gave the taxi driver something like $3000 to drive her
from the north of Taiwan down to the south of Taiwan
and that was the last anybody saw of her.
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